Mike Glotzkowski's Brazil Trip 2006

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Day THIRTEEN

Oh, god. This smell!!! Dark flies are surrounding me. I have a feeling I know why but I am not sure. It's not the kind of flies that I know from the office when the three day old peel of a banana is left in the bin because my colleauge constantly scares away the sanitary people who want to clean our office. I remember last time he ran around with a chainsaw and a mask chasing off the guy. Thank god it was not tuesday, because the tuesday lady has still not recovered from the Hannibal Lecter performence of the week before...

Hmmm. Strange. Why am I writing about office stuff? Oh-oh. Have I missed my plane? I hope not. Anyway, let's run - just to be on the safe side. Good-Bye Brazil! Too bad I have to leave - I am only glad I will have this blog to remember everything once I am back home.

If only the smell would go away ...

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Day TWELVE

I was not sure if I should tell you about what happened next, cause David made me swear and all, but who cares. Check me out hanging out with the babes!!!

Friday, February 03, 2006

Day ELEVEN

still exhausted from yesterdays post. Hanging out with the locals.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Day TEN

In case you were wondering why there were no posts in the last two days - check out this excerpt from Pop-Eye (the local fishermen magazine):

A car salesman's dream come true! German tourist Mike G. would never have thought of making a triple-catch when deciding to spend his holyday in Brazil. He and his geeky friend Joschi W. agreed on a bet out of pure boredom on how long Mike could wear his single work-related clothing (a pale blue €79 shirt)!
For six days of unprecendented stinking Joschi promised to set up a meeting with the one and only David Hasselhoff!


Unfortunately I could not memorize the rest of the article because David made me pack the fish in it...



Anyway - as you can see on the photo, it really happened!!! I met David and we became friends! The fish was trying to attack children and elderly people swimming in the sea. But David and I teamed up to become the boldest Baywatch team ever and kept the situation under control. When this guy ran to us and told us that a giant fish was going for the people in the shallow waters, we did not hesitate.
We strangled the bastard. Then we went for the fish.
Only a minute afterwards the guys from Pop-Eye turned up and we boasted with our bravery and good looks (check out the sixpacks...)

Pity that during the incident my shirt was lost. I just hope it was taken by the waves and not by some weird local groupie. How disgusting!

Mitch, this is for you:


Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
And some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender's in sight

Don't you worry
It's gonna be all right
Cause i'm always there
I won't let you out of my sight

I'll be there
Never you fear
I'll be there
Forever and always - I'm always here

Within us we all have the power
Though sometimes its so hard to see
That instinct is stronger than reason
Tut its just human nature to me

Don't you worry
It's gonna be ok
Cause i'm always there
I won't let you out of my sight

I'll be there
Never you fear
I'll be there
Forever and always - I'm always here